Burrito Bison
🐂 Burrito Bison: Launch Dynamics and Drag Coefficients
Burrito Bison is the definitive text on Launch Mechanics. On Watch Documentaries Games, we break down this title as a study in energy conservation and upgrade economics. The core loop involves launching a projectile (the Bison) and maintaining its velocity against the forces of friction and drag by utilizing bounce mechanics.
The game simulates a world where Elasticity is the primary resource. Hitting the ground drains speed (friction). Hitting a "Gummy Bear" acts as a propellant. The player's goal is to maximize air time, effectively converting potential energy (height) into kinetic energy (speed) through strategic dives.
🧠 Cognitive Hook: The Upgrade Loop
The game engages the brain's reward centers through incremental progression:
- Resource Allocation: Players earn currency to buy upgrades. The decision matrix is complex: Do you upgrade "Elasticity" (bounce height) or "Aerodynamics" (speed retention)? Balancing these variables is key to breaking distance records.
- Reaction Windows: The "Rocket Slam" ability requires precise timing. Using it too early wastes potential energy. Using it too late means hitting the floor, losing momentum.
🎮 Mechanics: The bounce
The physics engine governs the interaction between mass and velocity:
- Critical Velocity: If you move fast enough, you can punch through doors. If you are too slow, the door acts as a solid wall. Maintaining "Critical Velocity" is the primary win condition.
- Enemy Types: Different Gummies have different physical properties. Gliders provide lift; explosives provide forward thrust. Identifying these shapes at high speed is a test of visual processing.
🏆 Strategy: The Perfect Launch
1. The Spinner Logic
The initial launch uses a spinning needle. Do not guess. Learn the rhythm. Hitting the absolute center triggers a "Crit Launch," giving a 20% initial speed bonus. This initial vector often determines the entire run's viability.
2. Save the Slam
Do not use your Rocket Slam just to hit a random enemy. Save it for the "Bomb" gummies or "Gliders." Using a slam to connect with a high-tier propellant is far more efficient than using it for a simple ground bounce.
❓ FAQ
Is it endless?
No, there is a final boss and an ending, but the upgrade tree allows for infinite replayability.
Why do I lose speed?
Friction from the ground and air resistance constantly degrade your velocity vector.